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NEVER TOO LOUD Heaviest of Metal Vintage Cargo Shorts

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If it's too loud, then you're too old.

Blast the heaviest of metal through your cranium as the speakers shake with the frequency.

Your cargo shorts are made with 100% Stone Washed Cotton & Denim using skin friendly, Azo-free, Reactive dyes.

The original design will guarantee a LOT of compliments, and a great gift that's sure to be a hit.

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